Pinterest nonsense du jour: Someone posted one of those videos of a yuppie with too much free time using the Marie Kondo method to fold and store clothes, and a commenter advised everyone to Google “adhd clothes organize method” to find out how to do it. If there is anything in the known universe that is less ADHD-friendly than turning ten minutes’ worth of laundry into a 30-minute craft project, I’m sure I don’t know what it is, but just for giggles, I followed the suggestion and Googled “adhd clothes organize method” to see what popped up.
I found two people claiming that the Marie Kondo approach to folding clothes is even remotely beneficial for anybody with ADHD. One was a life coach who refers to ADHDers as “Creative Geniuses”* because she loves “their passion” and finds “their us-against-world attitude” so “exciting” that she decided to make a living telling them how to mask their neurodivergence “live up to their true potential.” She is qualified to dispense this advice because her daughter and husband have ADHD, which she likes to talk about all over her website.
The other KonMari fangirl was a mommy blogger who still folds her kid’s clothes and puts them away, which is a very ADHD-friendly way to handle laundry, because the person with ADHD doesn’t have to deal with it. When this child is old enough to do her own laundry, I guarandamntee you she isn’t going to do origami with her T-shirts. She is just going to do what the rest of us do: leave them in the basket and forget they exist until she needs one, whereupon she will rummage through the basket and pull the shirt out through one of the slots in the side, the way God intended.**
I’ve got nothing against Marie Kondo. I wanted to love her, because she came highly recommended as a less problematic alternative to FlyLady.*** The autistic part of my brain that craves order and find refrigerator bins soothing was all in, and I immediately set about reorganizing the closet and dresser, but when the ADHD part of my brain saw the amount of executive functioning involved, it noped right out and dragged me off to find a better dopamine hit.**** Fortunately, that Pinterest commenter’s Google search recommendation yielded one useful idea for laundry management: Kelly Baumgartner, an ADHD coach who actually has ADHD, doesn’t fold laundry at all; instead, she just sorts her clean clothes into bins in her closet without folding them.
BRB. Gotta go buy some bins and labels.
Emily
* To paraphrase the late, great Dorothy Parker: “And it is that phrase ‘Creative Geniuses,’ my darlings, that marks the first place at which Wedfork Hippie fwowed up.”
** If I’m not supposed to pull laundry out of the basket sideways, then why are the slots in the sides big enough for socks, underwear, and T-shirts to pass through, hm?
*** Back in 2005, when I started this blog, the FlyLady website was about as good as it gets for ADHD-friendly housekeeping methods, but at some point when I wasn’t looking, Marla Cilley decided to use her platform to promote crazy conspiracy theories, so I’m done with her.
**** It wasn’t a total waste, however, because one of my colleagues listed home organization as one of her hobbies on the getting-to-know-you form we had to fill out last fall, so I gave her my copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.