I don’t have a recipe for you this week, because I don’t want to subject you to the horror that was yesterday evening’s dinner.
I had some good ideas for dinner last night, but I didn’t have the ingredients on hand for any of them, so I went rifling through the PETA website and came up with a monstrosity called “Spicy Buffalo Cauliflower Wings.”

I’d seen that recipe several times on Pinterest, and I kept passing it up on the grounds that it sounded like something you’d take to an office potluck. If you wanted to make sure your office never, ever had a potluck again.
I tried it last night.
I am not posting a recipe.
Because it tastes like something you’d take to an office potluck. If you wanted to make sure your office never, ever had a potluck again.
Emily