When gerbils attack

Here is the intrepid and lethal Stealth Gerbil, terror of the desert, lying in wait for her prey:


Slowly, she draws herself up to her full height, staring at her prey — an inquisitive collie mix — as she mesmerizes the poor creature with the Secret Irresistible Beady-Eyed Stare of Gerbil Mojo …


… before, with lightning-quick ferocity, she terrifies her hapless victim by roaring her terrible roar and rolling her terrible eyes and gnashing her terrible teeth and sticking her terrible tail straight up in the Ancient Gerbil Voodoo Dance of Doom:


For the record, staring at Juliet kept Songdog quiet for the better end of an hour this evening. What a great dogsitter she is….


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