I’m back. I have tons of photos, but I’m too tired to stare at Photoshop for the next hour after driving nine hours to get home. I’ll try to get some pictures online tomorrow.

After careful consideration, I have only one comment on this year’s Oscars:

Little gold statues are all well and good, but let’s not forget that in the real world, a NASCAR would go into an emperor penguin once, with nothing left over.

Just sayin’….